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patrick.j.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:28 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

           
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


_________________
When in doubt

BREW UP

When I was 16 I wanted to be 21

I STILL DO

Royal Air Force 1957 to 1959

Ops/clk

June 17th
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patrick.j.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

              Brilliant thanks John
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Slim
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An Australian guy is touring around the Greek Islands.
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent.
Over the course of the evening they get chatting.
At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no.
He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.
As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again.
Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention,
asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.
She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again,
orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner.
The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then,
maybe she can shake some more cash out of him.
So she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia.
'Melbourne', he tells her.
'So am I. What suburb?' she inquires. 'Glen Iris' he replies.
'That's amazing.........' she says excitedly, '..........
so am I - what street?' 'Cameo Street' he replies.
'This is unbelievable.........' she says, her voice quavering.
'What number?' 'Number 20', he replies.
She is totally astonished.
'You are NOT going to believe this........', she screams,
'but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!'
'I know...' he says, 'Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you.'
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN.
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Royal Air Force 1957 to 1959

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rotton begger
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Opportunity knocks.

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